1 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:58,990 I can't believe it's Tabitha's first birthday. 2 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:03,070 Seems like she was just born yesterday. 3 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:05,810 Our birthday girl is one? 4 00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:12,670 Pretty sure she's going to be going off to college and getting married. 5 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:17,710 Now, dear, we don't have to worry about that for a really long time. 6 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:19,470 I suppose you're right. 7 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,640 Now, Aunt Clara will be here in a few minutes to babysit while I go to the 8 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,640 store. 9 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:32,060 I don't feel real comfortable about leaving a little Tabitha alone with Aunt 10 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:36,200 Clara. Now, Dean, what in the world could happen? 11 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:42,280 I know Aunt Clara can be a little forgetful at times, but it's only 12 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,460 Nothing's going to happen. Besides, I'll only be gone for a few hours getting 13 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:47,460 party supplies. 14 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,960 I guess you're right. 15 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,750 Tabitha will be just fine with Aunt Clara. 16 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:02,130 Oh, that reminds me. The bakery said her cake won't be ready until this evening. 17 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:05,790 Could you be a dear and pick it up on the way home? I just hope Larry doesn't 18 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:07,550 keep me late with this new ad campaign. 19 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,010 Good heavens, sweetheart. 20 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:12,790 Just tell him it's Tabitha's birthday party. 21 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:14,850 I'll do my best, honey. 22 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,590 Thanks for popping in, Aunt Clara. 23 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,590 We do have a doorbell. 24 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:25,890 How are you, Dragwood? I mean, Darren. 25 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,910 Tabitha will be so happy to see you. 26 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:32,270 How's my little angel? 27 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:34,130 She's in the playpen. 28 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:38,070 Now you take good care of Tabitha. 29 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,570 And no magic, okay? 30 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:42,710 Of course. 31 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,810 I wouldn't even think about it. 32 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:48,570 Have a nice day at the office and hurry home. 33 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:52,630 Goodbye, ladies. 34 00:03:53,090 --> 00:03:54,090 Goodbye. 35 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,830 Oh, Tabitha, that's a good girl. 36 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:05,850 Now, Aunt Clara, are you sure you're going to be okay while I go shopping? 37 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:08,190 Of course, dear. Don't be silly. 38 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:18,220 You know, Samantha, Tabitha is so... much prettier than the baby food model. 39 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,019 She could be a model. 40 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,040 No way. 41 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:25,320 You know how Darren feels about his daughter being in show business. 42 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,420 Maybe when she's 18, but knowing Darren not a single minute before. 43 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:31,780 Yes. 44 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:35,260 Now, I'll be back in a couple hours, and then we'll set up everything for the 45 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,260 birthday party. 46 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,400 Really, Sam? 47 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,080 How much longer are you going to live like a mortal? 48 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:43,800 Now, Mother... 49 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,000 We could have this place decorated in two seconds. 50 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,600 No witchcraft, Mother. You know how Darren feels about witchcraft in the 51 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,460 Why must you mention Durwood's name? 52 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:56,000 Spoil my day. 53 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,220 You know perfectly well his name is Darren, Mother. 54 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,440 You will be at Tabitha's party tonight, right? I wouldn't miss it for the world. 55 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,140 But I have lunch with Henri at the Eiffel Tower. 56 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:08,380 Mustn't be late. 57 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,400 Ta -ta. 58 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,880 Bye, Mother. Thanks for stopping by. 59 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:16,530 Now I'll be back in a couple hours. Make sure everything's okay. 60 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:17,970 Okay. 61 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:20,530 Now, 62 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:30,910 Darren, this campaign is very important for the company. 63 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:35,810 I need you to turn in your best work and really impress the clients, even if you 64 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:36,810 have to work late. 65 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:42,270 Yes, Larry, but tonight is a very special night for Sam and I. You see, 66 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:46,260 Tabitha's having her... Very first birthday, and we're having a little 67 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:50,640 party. Oh, a party. You know I love parties. 68 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:54,640 But there'll be plenty of birthdays for you to celebrate before she turns 18. 69 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:59,440 Darren, I need your attention here at work so we can land the campaign. Do you 70 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,440 understand? 71 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,440 Yes, I understand, Larry. Very good. 72 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:04,540 Darren, 73 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,960 come with me. Come with me. 74 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,240 Did you see the new model we just hired? 75 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:11,340 Gorgeous. 76 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,520 and I heard she's a little frisky, too. 77 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,260 Are you out of your mind, Larry? 78 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,460 She's the cat meow. 79 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:22,040 Oh, God, look at that beautiful brunette hair. 80 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,200 God, I wish Louise looked that good. 81 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,380 And she's getting a little frisky with a male model. 82 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,080 I got it. 83 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:36,520 Why don't we invite him to come out tonight with us with the clients for 84 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,180 cocktails, and that way we'll seal the deal for sure. 85 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,640 I don't know. 86 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,840 Great! 87 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,360 I'll come over to the house tonight for Tabitha's little birthday party, and 88 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,960 then we'll go out and paint the town. 89 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,060 You're such a cute baby. 90 00:06:54,120 --> 00:07:00,380 You're going to be a beautiful star, just like Annette 91 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:04,460 Bonichetto. I wonder what you're going to look like when you turn 18. 92 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:11,500 Take good care of Tabitha, and no magic. 93 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,980 Of course. 94 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,980 What your father doesn't know can't possibly hurt him. 95 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,340 Let's have a little fun and see. 96 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,760 Ick a hub, ick a hive. 97 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,980 Lizard's skin, leopard's hide. 98 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,320 One to watch, one to jive. 99 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,600 Let's see Tabitha with an 18 -year -old vibe. 100 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,240 Oh, dear. 101 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:42,610 What have I done? 102 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:14,130 when you turn 18. 103 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:16,210 You mean I'm 18? 104 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:19,550 Awesome! Yeah. 105 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:21,710 Awesome. 106 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:23,950 Where's Mommy and Daddy? 107 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:27,630 Your Mommy and Daddy are going to kill me. 108 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:30,230 I've got to reverse this spell. 109 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,750 I've got to. 110 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:35,990 No, no, don't reverse it. I love being 18. 111 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:48,310 Did you hear that big noise, Abner? I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. 112 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:51,210 Very nice, Gladys. You did good. 113 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:56,230 Abner, are you listening to a single word I'm saying? 114 00:08:56,490 --> 00:09:01,550 Of course, honey. And I suppose little green men are parking their spaceship 115 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,650 over in the driveway. 116 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,010 Infant vibe. 117 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:19,390 Did it work? 118 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:22,550 Okay, okay. 119 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:27,510 I think... Okay, let's try it again. Let's try it again. 120 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:34,610 Let's take Tabitha back to her sweet old vibe. 121 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,330 Nothing. 122 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:38,730 Great. 123 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,850 Groovy. Dear God. 124 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:44,550 What is groovy? You know. 125 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,600 I can drive a car. 126 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,940 I can go on dates and go to parties. I can have sex! 127 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,260 Have sex? That's a dumb... I have to say this. 128 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:06,080 Okay, um, your mother's going to be home any minute. You have to hide. Well, 129 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,000 I'll figure out what I'm going to say. You have to. 130 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,960 What do you mean you can't remember the spell? 131 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,040 I tried. 132 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,220 I just can't remember. 133 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,270 you not use any witchcraft. 134 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,490 Where's Tabitha? 135 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,650 Tabitha, um, hi. 136 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,150 Tabitha, sweetheart, come here. 137 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,270 Mommy wants to see you. 138 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:41,590 Mommy! Oh my gosh. 139 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:43,370 Oh my goodness. 140 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:44,870 You're all grown up. 141 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:05,030 Listen, I'll pick up the cake on the way home from work, but I wanted to let you 142 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:08,030 know Larry is coming for the birthday party. 143 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,470 Larry's coming to the party tonight? 144 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:13,070 Is something wrong? 145 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,270 Something wrong? 146 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:16,970 No, no. 147 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:19,030 No, nothing's wrong. 148 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:23,610 Well, there is one tiny thing. 149 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,710 Sam, what is it? 150 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,070 You're scaring me. 151 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,350 When I went to the store, 152 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:51,830 not making any sense. 153 00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:56,750 Well, she wanted to see what he would look like as an 18 -year -old. 154 00:11:57,630 --> 00:12:04,310 Sam, you had better tap the turn back into our beautiful little 155 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:07,690 baby daughter before Larry and I get home. 156 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,550 I can't undo the spell. 157 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:14,830 It has to come from Aunt Clara, and she can't remember the words. 158 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,550 Aunt Clara can't remember the spell. 159 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:25,190 How are we going to receive an 18 -year -old daughter? 160 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:28,070 There I was. 161 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:33,310 On the part of the Eiffel Tower with a breathtaking view of Paris. And now 162 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:37,010 Boy, is Derwin going to be mad. 163 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:41,510 Honey, I've got to go. Mother just popped in. I'll call you right back. 164 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,930 I don't want an 18 -year -old daughter. Sam! 165 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:46,650 Sam! Sam! 166 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,370 I'm right here, darling. 167 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:51,860 you do that. 168 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,480 Don't worry. Everything will be back to normal by tonight. 169 00:12:56,180 --> 00:13:00,760 Please make sure I am not quite ready for an 18 -year -old daughter. 170 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,420 She'll be celebrating her first birthday by the time you get home. 171 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,060 Hurry, Sam. 172 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,180 Larry's coming. 173 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,800 Darren. 174 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,520 Something wrong, my boy? 175 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,360 Everything's fine. 176 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:21,070 Except I do have to go home a little bit early today and just take care of some 177 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:24,230 business. Oh, that's fine, that's fine. Come here, Darren. I want you to see 178 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:27,210 this. You'll never believe what that cute little model's doing. 179 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,450 Now that's what I call entertainment. 180 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,030 Hi. 181 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,750 Why don't you two come on in here to Mr. 182 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:35,969 Stevens' office? 183 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,170 You can relax in here. 184 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,070 Thanks. It's a lot nicer in here. 185 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:46,010 Great, great, great. Why don't you practice your client presentation? 186 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:49,790 Mr. Stevens and I are going to go get some lunch, so we'll leave you alone, 187 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,370 okay? We'd love to practice. 188 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,370 Good. Come on, Darren. 189 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,290 Let's leave these kids alone. 190 00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:58,990 Let them get to work. 191 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,290 Nice. 192 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:04,950 Nobody's going to bother you. 193 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,290 You'll be all alone. 194 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:28,710 Fucking God, make it all right. 195 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:32,630 Make it all right. Oh, fuck, baby. 196 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:34,390 Oh, it's bad. 197 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,390 Oh. Oh, shit. 198 00:24:38,430 --> 00:24:39,430 Oh, 199 00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:42,710 fuck. Don't fucking take this. 200 00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,090 I'm gonna fucking be teased. I'm gonna be fucked. 201 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:10,250 I want you to zap her back right this minute. 202 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:12,350 I wish I could. 203 00:31:15,230 --> 00:31:17,470 Dumbo, that might not be possible. 204 00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:23,710 Aunt Clara has already tried, and as you can see, she's failed miserably. The 205 00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:30,590 problem is that once Tabitha turned 18, the spell might be irreversible. 206 00:31:31,670 --> 00:31:32,670 Irreversible? 207 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:36,810 Dear God, are little girls irreversible? No. 208 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,220 Larry is coming to the party tonight. 209 00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:48,140 How are we going to explain that we have an 18 -year -old daughter now? 210 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:49,620 Hello. 211 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,080 It's your neighbor. 212 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,360 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 213 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,760 But Asher and I wanted to give little Kravitz a birthday gift. 214 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,360 Thank you, Mrs. Kravitz, but she's not here. 215 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,760 Not here? Where would a one -year -old go? 216 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,260 She went to the store. 217 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:12,370 stay awake a minute more. She's leaving. 218 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:13,990 Hi. 219 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:16,930 What's your name, little girl? 220 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:22,150 Tabitha. Tabitha? Two Tabithas? What are the odds of that? 221 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:27,090 It's only one Tabitha, and I think something's burning on your stove. 222 00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:30,150 My stove? I'm not cooking anything. 223 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:31,930 Mother, don't you dare. 224 00:32:32,170 --> 00:32:35,550 Mrs. Kravitz, thanks so much for dropping by the gift for Tabitha. 225 00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:46,430 Could you? I should change that nosy woman into an elephant. 226 00:32:52,310 --> 00:32:55,810 Abner, there's trouble at the Stevens' house again. 227 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,850 Of course there is, honey. 228 00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:02,570 And I suppose this time you saw flying horses or was it dancing monkeys? 229 00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:06,110 Little Tabitha, she's a full -grown woman. 230 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,250 Yeah, and I'm Clark Gable. 231 00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:10,210 I should call the police. 232 00:33:10,970 --> 00:33:11,970 You do that. 233 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Gladys, you do that. 234 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,280 I don't understand this whole mess. 235 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,280 How does Tabitha speak so well, huh? 236 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,360 I've seen this before. 237 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:26,780 When Aunt Clara cast the spell turning Tabitha into an 18 -year -old, she 238 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:31,520 what she would have become had she aged normally over the full 18 years. 239 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:36,000 So you're saying she knows everything that a normal 18 -year -old would. 240 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:38,680 A normal young witch, you mean. 241 00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:40,500 Please, I... 242 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:47,580 that he'll be taking a crash course in sex and will want to engage in it as 243 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,760 often as possible. 244 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:55,360 I would appreciate it if you did not get a F -E -X with a little G -I -R -L. 245 00:33:56,220 --> 00:33:59,520 Daddy, I can spell perfectly well. 246 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,860 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 247 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,320 Daddy's a little confused. 248 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:08,480 Can I go upstairs and lay down now? I'm really tired. 249 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:14,080 Of course, honey. You can use one of the spare bedrooms if you don't fit in your 250 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,080 crib anymore. 251 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,340 Please stand. 252 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:20,950 Oh, really? Thank you. 253 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,660 I'm learning such new things 254 00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:31,230 mm -hmm 255 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:33,380 Feeling so new to me, oh my gosh. 256 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:39,150 Thank you. 257 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,930 Exactly what I wanted. 258 00:38:38,090 --> 00:38:40,390 Something to play with. 259 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,120 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 260 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,500 It's Larry. 261 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,780 Just a minute, Larry. 262 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,060 He's expecting a birthday party. 263 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,100 I'll fix that party. 264 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,560 That's a topic for game again, Clara. 265 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,540 He's expecting a birthday party. 266 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,340 Wow. This is great. 267 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,920 So where's the little birthday girl? 268 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,800 She's upstairs sleeping. 269 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:10,260 That's what I love about you people. 270 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:14,760 The little tapas is up there sleeping and you're still down here partying. 271 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:19,800 Larry, you remember my mother -in -law, Andora, and our clerk. 272 00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:22,380 Oh, yes. Nice to see you again. 273 00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:25,380 Well, Andora. 274 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:33,180 You always have the most imaginative... 275 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,040 me again, and I'll turn you into a dog. A dog. 276 00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:43,240 Oh, you shouldn't call me a dog. 277 00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,100 I warned you. 278 00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:52,820 Mother! I gave him plenty of warning. 279 00:47:54,580 --> 00:48:00,760 Larry, let me... Larry, I'm really, really, really sorry about this. Dory, 280 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,600 do something about this. I can't remember the spell. 281 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,220 I can't... 282 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,140 Thank you so much. 283 00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:15,260 That's Larry, honey. 284 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,900 This is Larry? 285 00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,460 I love you, Larry. 286 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:23,560 No, Tabitha Angel, darling. That's your daddy's boss, Larry. 287 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,620 I changed him into that. Oh, my God. 288 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,300 Sorry, 289 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:37,300 honey. It's a good little doggy. It's a good little... Mother, how could you? 290 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,960 Oh, Sam, where's your sense of humor? 291 00:48:40,590 --> 00:48:43,090 Living with a mortal has taken all the zest out of you. 292 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:44,490 I object. 293 00:48:44,870 --> 00:48:46,830 We have plenty of zest. 294 00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:51,070 How am I going to explain a dog for a boss? 295 00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:53,710 Very well. 296 00:48:57,350 --> 00:48:58,350 Darren. 297 00:48:59,010 --> 00:49:01,490 Darren. Take your hand off my ass now. 298 00:49:02,590 --> 00:49:04,630 God, I need a drink. 299 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,960 Wow! Where did you come from? 300 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:51,460 I need to talk to you about something. Come on with me just for a few minutes. 301 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:52,540 I've got to tell you something. 302 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:54,100 Dr. 303 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,220 Bombay, so good of you to stop by. 304 00:49:57,140 --> 00:50:01,020 Well, I can't stay very long. I'm in the middle of a friend -finder conference 305 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,400 in the Sahara Desert. 306 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:05,440 And these are my new friends. 307 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,500 Nice to meet you. 308 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,640 A pleasure. 309 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:14,280 Hold on a second. What in the name of Warlocks is going on here? What does he 310 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,060 mean about your Tabitha? 311 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:28,560 He turned Tabitha into an 18 -year -old, and now she can't remember the spell. 312 00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:34,980 Well, look at the bright side. You don't have to worry about doing your 313 00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:35,980 homework. 314 00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:41,160 We can't leave her this way. We've got to turn her back into our little girl. 315 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:46,140 Well, maybe I can help out, because I have some friends in the scientific and 316 00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:47,140 medical community. 317 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:51,540 Perhaps I can get Dr. Einstein, Louis Pasteur, Edward Jenner, Dr. Frost, Dr. 318 00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:54,040 Sabin, to come up with a cure for the spell. 319 00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:55,149 An antidote. 320 00:50:55,150 --> 00:50:57,150 Really? That would be great. 321 00:50:57,570 --> 00:50:59,090 Would you like some birthday cake? 322 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:01,030 No, no, no. I'm watching my figure. 323 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,790 Why are you watching your figure? 324 00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:05,830 Because nobody else will watch it for me. 325 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:13,130 You're funny. I like you. You mustn't listen to him, darling. The man is 326 00:51:13,130 --> 00:51:14,130 with testosterone. 327 00:51:15,050 --> 00:51:16,990 Thank you, Endora, and so are you. 328 00:51:18,990 --> 00:51:21,370 Why don't we sing happy birthday to Tabitha? 329 00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:42,590 Strange people singing happy birthday to little Tabitha. 330 00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:45,230 What's so strange about that? 331 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,550 First, Tabitha is not one, she's 18. 332 00:51:49,210 --> 00:51:50,830 A fat guy named Dr. 333 00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:52,630 Bombay just popped out of thin air. 334 00:51:53,050 --> 00:51:57,450 And he had a whole harem of beautiful girls with him, and they didn't use the 335 00:51:57,450 --> 00:52:00,570 door. And Samantha waved her arms, whoosh! 336 00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:03,010 And party decorations just appeared. 337 00:52:03,710 --> 00:52:08,610 Honey, either lay off... the sauce or I think you need a visit to Dr. Bombay's 338 00:52:08,610 --> 00:52:09,610 office. 339 00:52:10,950 --> 00:52:13,550 Tabitha, you are gorgeous. 340 00:52:14,150 --> 00:52:15,250 Look at this physique. 341 00:52:16,990 --> 00:52:17,990 Wow, 342 00:52:18,470 --> 00:52:20,330 you're beautiful. You should come play with us. 343 00:52:20,590 --> 00:52:22,490 We can make turns doing each other. 344 00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:24,630 Doing each other? 345 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:27,090 Doing what to each other? 346 00:52:27,890 --> 00:52:28,890 Well, 347 00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:30,290 why don't you step right over here again. 348 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,790 Girls, control yourselves for God's sake. 349 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:39,660 It's been a pleasure. And happy 18th birthday. Or first birthday. 350 00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:43,400 Whatever the heck it may be. We have to get back to the Sahara because we have 351 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,400 some new friends calling. 352 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,300 So it's nice to meet you, I think. Okay. 353 00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:50,420 And goodbye. Let me go with you. 354 00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:55,020 I think not, honey. You're staying right here on Morning Glory Circle. 355 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,460 Your mother's right. I'll see you soon. 356 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,040 Goodbye. 357 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:03,980 That man is a total fluff. 358 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,800 You. 359 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,820 Where did Allie, Babby, and the girls go? 360 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,800 Where'd Tabitha go? 361 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,800 I don't know. 362 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,920 She was a care man ago. 363 00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:54,500 You've got to stop doing that. I caught her trying to sneak a peek. 364 00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:58,080 Oh, goody. My granddaughter's horny. 365 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:04,420 Well, it's been a splash of life again, and I'm going to get going, so... 366 00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:07,080 So, 367 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,380 uh, goodbye. 368 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,600 Where's my drink? What? 369 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:19,120 Darren, what in the holy hell is going on here? 370 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,020 Get you another drink, Larry, okay? 371 00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:24,860 All right. I need another drink. A double. 372 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,500 A triple. 373 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,160 Maybe the whole box. 374 00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:44,190 No, I didn't miss anything, did I? 375 01:07:42,510 --> 01:07:43,510 That. 376 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,020 has a big surprise for you when you get to the office. 377 01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:39,840 Oh, I hope Larry doesn't remember too much about last night. 378 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,140 What time is it? 379 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,080 6 .30. 380 01:08:44,899 --> 01:08:45,979 I'll make breakfast. 381 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:51,020 For once, I am so glad Larry was drunk. 382 01:08:52,899 --> 01:08:57,020 You know, honey, I'm really proud of how Tabitha turned out. 383 01:08:57,770 --> 01:09:03,390 Now, Sam, do not get used to her being 18 years old. We have to send her back 384 01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:04,470 soon as possible. 385 01:09:04,970 --> 01:09:05,970 You're right. 386 01:09:06,130 --> 01:09:08,850 I kind of miss having a little one around the house. 387 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,370 Well, it's too early. 388 01:09:13,090 --> 01:09:15,290 Maybe we can practice making another one. 389 01:09:15,770 --> 01:09:18,529 Darren, let's have a big step. 390 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:48,939 That's my little girl. 391 01:10:25,450 --> 01:10:26,450 Take care. 392 01:24:21,870 --> 01:24:22,910 to take care of this morning. 393 01:24:25,970 --> 01:24:28,430 That was some party you threw last night. 394 01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:32,170 God, my head's still killing me. 395 01:24:33,610 --> 01:24:35,170 I'm glad you had a nice time. 396 01:24:36,770 --> 01:24:39,690 Oh, God, I'm really hungover, dear. 397 01:24:41,030 --> 01:24:47,110 I don't know how you did it. I don't know how you did it, but boy, oh boy, 398 01:24:47,110 --> 01:24:48,110 you do it. 399 01:24:49,910 --> 01:24:50,910 What'd I do? 400 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,940 You did it, boy. You did it. 401 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,200 You landed the Mitchell account. 402 01:24:56,940 --> 01:25:01,560 The clients saw how important your daughter's birthday was, and they said 403 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,880 we're the type of advertising agency that they want to be with. 404 01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:08,360 Congratulations. We landed the account. 405 01:25:11,140 --> 01:25:12,180 That's my boy. 406 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,240 Thanks, Larry. 407 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,320 I tell you, I've got to stop drinking now. 408 01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:21,180 Boy, did I have the... worst nightmare last night. 409 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:28,360 Get this. I dreamt that it was your daughter's 18th birthday. 410 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:36,160 And a genie popped out of a scotch bottle with these beautiful girls and 411 01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:37,860 mother -in -law turned me into a dog. 412 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:45,060 You know, you have such a wild imagination, Larry. 413 01:25:56,430 --> 01:26:00,350 Sweetheart, I don't think you need that high chair right now. 414 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:04,110 Mommy, I like it. I'm so used to it. 415 01:26:05,570 --> 01:26:08,810 I don't think you should be using it today. 416 01:26:09,970 --> 01:26:11,710 Today, you're a big girl. 417 01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:16,830 Now, sweetheart, don't get too used to being 18. 418 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,630 It's only temporary. 419 01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:32,660 of witches and warlocks has advised against it. There could be some serious 420 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:38,540 repercussions. And besides, Angel, your grandma doesn't want to miss watching 421 01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:39,540 you grow up. 422 01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:46,840 Hello? Tabitha? 423 01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,660 It's for you. 424 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,100 Hello? Okay, 425 01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,100 that's... 426 01:27:08,450 --> 01:27:09,850 yesterday on a walk. 427 01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:11,890 You went for a walk? 428 01:27:12,230 --> 01:27:14,430 We told you you weren't to leave the house. 429 01:27:14,970 --> 01:27:20,370 I know, but it was just so nice outside yesterday, I just had to. Pumpkin, you 430 01:27:20,370 --> 01:27:22,890 mustn't interact with people. It's very dangerous. 431 01:27:23,190 --> 01:27:25,850 It was a close call with Darwin's boss yesterday. 432 01:27:26,250 --> 01:27:28,950 So be a good little girl and listen to your mummy. 433 01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:31,670 Okay, well I'll go... 434 01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:41,580 I bought to listen to. Okay, groovy. 435 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:46,620 And I have breakfast with Henri in Spain. 436 01:28:26,860 --> 01:28:29,480 I wonder if you have a big penis though. 437 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:32,540 I 438 01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:39,680 wonder 439 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:42,600 what you would look like if you were big. 440 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:48,000 Don't tell mom or dad and they'll make you big. 441 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:01,240 I've been trying to get with you ever since you turned 18. 442 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:04,320 Give me some of that white girl pussy. Oh, my God. 443 01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:20,660 Abner, there's trouble at the Stevens house again. 444 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:23,980 There's a Negro chasing Tabitha around the house. 445 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:25,440 A Negro? 446 01:29:26,140 --> 01:29:28,160 There are no Negroes in this neighborhood. 447 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:36,640 Go ahead and call the police, Gladys. But first, make me a pastrami sandwich, 448 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,800 all right? 449 01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:39,540 Hello, police? 450 01:29:40,820 --> 01:29:42,180 I want to report a Negro. 451 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:51,360 Thank heavens you're here. Come on, officer. 452 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,500 I think he was about to kill her. 453 01:29:54,780 --> 01:29:55,780 Is the colored man her boyfriend? 454 01:29:56,420 --> 01:29:59,660 Officer, girls in this neighborhood don't date colored. 455 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:17,240 I got a report from the neighbors that a Tabitha is being assaulted by a colored 456 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:19,720 man. What color might that be? 457 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,480 Tabitha, darling, can you come here, please? 458 01:30:25,060 --> 01:30:26,280 Yes, Grandmama. 459 01:30:26,860 --> 01:30:29,580 Is this the colored man in question? 460 01:30:30,980 --> 01:30:35,040 But I saw her. I saw the Negro chasing her. Oh, my God. 461 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:39,060 All righty, lady. Sorry to bother you. Oh, where are you going? 462 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:41,340 All this talk has gotten me hot. 463 01:30:43,310 --> 01:30:44,750 Excuse me, I'm on official business. 464 01:30:44,970 --> 01:30:47,150 This type of thing could get me fired. 465 01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:49,930 I was just trying to polish your billy club. 466 01:30:50,230 --> 01:30:54,210 All right, well, I see the colored man is no longer a threat. I'm going to get 467 01:30:54,210 --> 01:30:54,669 me going. 468 01:30:54,670 --> 01:30:55,670 Have a nice evening. 469 01:30:55,970 --> 01:30:56,970 Ta -ta. 470 01:30:58,030 --> 01:31:02,270 Darling, you must never allow yourself to be alone with a colored man unless 471 01:31:02,270 --> 01:31:03,270 you're ready to have sex. 472 01:31:03,550 --> 01:31:07,010 They are love machines 24 -7. 473 01:31:07,690 --> 01:31:11,370 Really? I just wanted to see how big his penis was. 474 01:31:11,870 --> 01:31:15,090 You must never let him hear the words to your spell again. 475 01:31:15,330 --> 01:31:19,210 If he does, he'll come back to life and he'll want to have sex with the first 476 01:31:19,210 --> 01:31:20,230 person he sees. 477 01:31:22,530 --> 01:31:25,370 Ever been with a Negro grandmama? 478 01:31:26,490 --> 01:31:28,010 Let's go for a walk. 479 01:31:28,270 --> 01:31:30,410 A very long... 480 01:32:20,460 --> 01:32:21,500 A dream come true. 481 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:27,180 Oh, ah, forgive me. It must be a dream, right? 482 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:23,080 Oh, yeah, there you go. That's a dirty girl. 483 01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:40,920 Ugh. 484 01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:19,440 Oh, look at that technical. 485 01:37:26,460 --> 01:37:27,460 Yeah. 486 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:40,700 Oh 487 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:47,780 yeah. 488 01:47:45,339 --> 01:47:49,920 Wow. I don't think I'm ready for an interracial relationship. 489 01:47:50,660 --> 01:47:51,860 How about you? 490 01:47:53,360 --> 01:47:55,580 Let's go someplace more romantic. 491 01:48:00,820 --> 01:48:01,820 Well, 492 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:07,000 what do you want to do? 493 01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:10,540 I know what I want to do. 494 01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:17,740 This is so much better. 495 01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:22,480 I'm so horny. 496 01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:24,340 Me so horny. 497 01:48:24,860 --> 01:48:28,000 You can talk, but can you fuck? 498 01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:13,680 This is fun. 499 01:50:40,279 --> 01:50:42,800 Hurry, my mom and dad might come. 500 01:50:43,140 --> 01:50:44,460 At least I can't tease you anymore. 501 01:51:54,480 --> 01:51:55,720 Just give me a minute. I'll put you in here. 502 01:53:18,730 --> 01:53:19,810 Isn't that handsome? 503 01:53:20,070 --> 01:53:21,070 Is it? 504 01:53:23,460 --> 01:53:24,460 There we go. 505 01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:31,700 That's so high before. 506 01:54:00,270 --> 01:54:01,270 Please! 507 02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:12,880 Thank you. 508 02:02:23,120 --> 02:02:24,120 go to college. 509 02:03:53,070 --> 02:03:55,570 I caught Tabitha being frisky with a doll. 510 02:03:58,270 --> 02:03:59,690 Oh, Dr. Bob. 511 02:04:00,070 --> 02:04:02,490 I think I have your problem solved. 512 02:04:02,930 --> 02:04:04,570 You do? That's wonderful. 513 02:04:05,550 --> 02:04:07,330 Yeah. What'd you get? 514 02:04:07,630 --> 02:04:08,710 Louis Pasteur? 515 02:04:09,550 --> 02:04:10,550 Albert Einstein? 516 02:04:10,790 --> 02:04:13,190 Neither. I got you a medical student. 517 02:04:13,470 --> 02:04:15,750 A medical student? Yes. 518 02:04:16,050 --> 02:04:17,410 Come here, Dr. Dane. 519 02:04:21,040 --> 02:04:25,820 He's barely older than Tabitha. Okay, so he might be a pizza delivery boy at 520 02:04:25,820 --> 02:04:29,120 night, but he is a medical student, and he's about to graduate. And I assure 521 02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:31,340 you, here's the answers to all your problems. 522 02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:35,980 He just has one very itty -bitty little itty -bitty question. 523 02:04:36,420 --> 02:04:37,420 Money? 524 02:04:37,900 --> 02:04:40,280 $50? No, no, no, no, it's not money. Dr. 525 02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:46,380 Dane is a virgin, and all he wants to do is play hide -the -bacon and shoot the 526 02:04:46,380 --> 02:04:47,420 sherbet before he graduates. 527 02:04:48,540 --> 02:04:49,820 I'll deal him. 528 02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:57,880 Somebody's got to have sex with him. No, no, no, no. I got us into this mess. 529 02:04:58,180 --> 02:04:59,280 I'll clean it up. 530 02:04:59,760 --> 02:05:02,300 Oh, this is getting good. 531 02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:04,680 No, no, no, no, no. This is totally out of the question. 532 02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:06,760 Honey, 533 02:05:07,260 --> 02:05:08,440 what choice do we have? 534 02:05:09,440 --> 02:05:15,520 All I need is some privacy, and we will get Tabitha back where she belongs. 535 02:05:16,620 --> 02:05:20,700 Well, then, let's all just go out and get some ice cream and let Dan and Clara 536 02:05:20,700 --> 02:05:22,640 get busy. 537 02:05:23,630 --> 02:05:24,630 Can I watch? 538 02:05:24,790 --> 02:05:26,890 Certainly not. You're coming with us. 539 02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:00,920 Okay. 540 02:07:01,860 --> 02:07:03,060 Get down on your knees. 541 02:07:28,300 --> 02:07:29,300 Mm -hmm. 542 02:07:33,080 --> 02:07:34,480 Mm 543 02:07:34,480 --> 02:07:44,360 -hmm. 544 02:09:35,280 --> 02:09:36,280 Fine. 545 02:14:44,680 --> 02:14:45,920 I'll show you how to do that. 546 02:18:43,850 --> 02:18:48,530 I just fed Tabitha and look at her, sleeping like a baby. An angel. 547 02:18:49,969 --> 02:18:51,889 Life as it should be. 548 02:18:53,870 --> 02:19:00,629 And let this be a lesson to each and every one of us. No witchcraft 549 02:19:00,629 --> 02:19:01,830 in this house. 550 02:19:02,290 --> 02:19:05,870 Oh, stop with the boring speeches, Derwood. 551 02:19:07,110 --> 02:19:10,770 You know, I kind of miss 18 -year -old Tabitha. 552 02:19:13,320 --> 02:19:14,320 Don't worry, Sam. 553 02:19:14,620 --> 02:19:18,520 She'll be 18 before we even know it. I'm desperate you can lose her virginity 554 02:19:18,520 --> 02:19:19,840 one more time. 555 02:19:20,219 --> 02:19:21,240 I adore her. 556 02:19:24,180 --> 02:19:25,180 I'm starving. 557 02:19:25,639 --> 02:19:27,540 Whatever happened to the pizza delivery boy, huh? 558 02:19:28,860 --> 02:19:31,059 You didn't forget to order the pizza, did you? 559 02:19:32,799 --> 02:19:38,440 Well... Ah, that's him now. 560 02:19:38,780 --> 02:19:39,780 I'll get it. 561 02:19:41,760 --> 02:19:45,299 I can't. eat pizza. I have a date. 562 02:19:46,340 --> 02:19:48,120 Who do you have a date with there, Clara? 563 02:19:51,440 --> 02:19:52,920 And who is she has a date with? 564 02:19:57,400 --> 02:19:58,980 My new boyfriend, Dr. 565 02:19:59,300 --> 02:20:00,300 Danes.